- I am not looking to date anyone based on the breed of their pet.
- I am not a single farmer.
- I'm not trying to complete with anyone for a place in line to Heaven.
- I have no interest in investing in a strange woman's breast implants.
- I don't really have a passion for mustaches. Anymore.
- I'm not a single Star Trek fan.
- I'm not seeking to get my dreams interpreted online.
And I'm also not a knitter.
